We already had Alexi Lalas make a video to get out of work so that you could watch the US play in the World Cup, so it only makes sense for Jurgen to come out with a written excuse for you this time around.
I kind of wish they had the 4 o'clock slate of games but what can you do.
The conditions look pretty bad with flooding and rain where they play today...just how the US likes it.
So, get out of work, and go fucking crazy to kill ze Germans today.
Survive and Advance.
USA! USA! USA!