Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Miss Emma Watson

24 years old.

It seems like just yesterday she was 23.

If you haven't seen Perks of Being a Wallflower, get on that shit.  It immediately skyrocketed up my favorite movies and may have been my favorite movie of all of 2012.  Yeah, it gets a little dusty and pollen-filled in your living room when you put it on, but Jimmy V said I should cry at least once a day, and he's a fucking legend, so who I am I to disagree?

Here's some pics of Miss Watson to help you celebrate her birthday.

Fun Fact, there are an INSANE amount of fake photos on the internet super highway with her face cropped on to them.  Like a psychotically insane amount.  The guys who take the time to crop those photos are the same exact ones who put together the compilation videos on porn sites...guaranteed.

10 points for Gryffindor!

So, who rounds out the rest of the top five birthdays today you might ask?

2. Allison Williams (26).  Brian Williams' daughter who plays Marnie on Girls.  Marnie is literally the worst name I've ever heard for a hot girl.  But she's god damn hot.  Fast Forward to 

3. DeAndre Daniels (22).  He better fucking stay in school.  This is a deep draft anyway, right?  Do the right thing DeAndre.  P.S. I love you.

4. Maise Williams (Arya from Game of Thrones).  She turns 17 today and it looks like her and The Hound might dominate Season 4 so far.

5. Between Seth Rogen (32) and Leonardo Da Vinci (dead).  I'll the edge to Seth, just for his laugh.