Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Arrested For Masturbating At LA Fitness in Farmington? - FARMINGTON — A 68-year-old man accused of masturbating at an LA Fitness on Southeast Road has been charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace.

Vitor Pina, of Newington turned himself in to police Tuesday, police said. He is scheduled to appear April 23 at Superior Court in Hartford.

There are at least two instances when Pina was seen masturbating in the gym's sauna and the men's locker room, police said.

Managers at the gym had received several complaints about Pina, who is no longer allowed at the gym, police said. Manager reported the incidents to police in March.

So let me get this right, there were at least two instances of this?  So the first instance was what, a verbal warning?  I'm pretty confident that this should be a one-and-done deal.  Who the hell is running this LA Fitness in Farmington anyway?  They received several complaints about the guy first and then reported it.

It looks like he may have been doing this for a while since the Manager reported the incidents back in March....but at least he's no longer allowed at the gym.  

P.S. Who chooses to masturbate in a sauna?  That seems way to hot of an environment to be in.  Uncomfortable for everyone else in there, yes, but even more so, uncomfortable for you.  Just too damn hot.

P.P.S. I hope I still have this kind of sex drive at 68.  This guy's acting like a 16 year old teenager.