Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The 10 Hottest Girls from Christmas Movies

It's that time of year when Christmas movies are on every single channel for the next couple of weeks.   College Football is on their usual 8 year hiatus before the National Championship game and if your team is out of the playoff picture in the NFL (like my Giants), then there's nothing else to do but get your fill of Christmas movies.

Since a lot of the movies are going to be on over and over, I figured I'd give you my list for the 10 hottest girls in Christmas movies so that you can drop the whole act of watching these movies for Christmas cheer and look out for these babies.

Honorable Mentions: 

Kevin's older sister in Home Alone. Sneaky hot in a young Elaine sort of way but can't count for shit.

Cameron Diaz in The Holiday. If she didn't ruin Mr. Brightside in this movie, she might have made the list.

Daisy Donovan in's all in the eyes

Michelle Monaghan in Kiss Kiss, Bang might be the Santa Suit.  Also, super underrated movie.

Amy Smart in Just of my favorite things is girls in guys t-shirts.

Rachel McAdams in The Family Stone...she was kind of a bitch but she was also kind of a bitch that was Rachel McAdams.

And now, on to the top ten list.

10. The Jingle Bell Rock Scene from Mean Girls (Lindsey Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, & Gretchen Wieners)

9. Charlize Theron in Reindeer Games.  So what if the movie sucked, like a lot, she's Charlize Theron.

8. Kate Winslet in The Holiday.  I love me some Kate Winslet...incredible actress.  But, since this is a list of the hottest girls in Christmas movies, I can't really justify putting her any higher than 8.

7. Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns.  Pfeiffer used to be the top of the crop back in the late 80's/early 90's.  The dialogue is cheese on top of cheese, so at least she had Halle Berry take the heat off her for ruining Catwoman years later.  And the leather...yes, the leather.

6. The Girls from Love Actually - The Milwaukee American Girls (Elisha Cuthbert, Shannon Elizabeth, January Jones, Ivana Milicevic & Denise Richards), Laura Linney, Martine McCutcheon, Claudia Schiffer, and even Emma Thompson.  Every single girl in this movie is hot enough that I could have made a top 10 just from this Love Actually alone.  We'll at least break them up a little bit here.

5. Claire Danes in The Family Stone.  OK, so I don't particularly like this movie, but I dig Claire Danes..especially when she still had the long hair.

4. The "Nipply" girl working the counter in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

And a shot out to the Hot Blonde (Christie Brinkley) in National Lampoon's Vacation.  The staple of the Vacation franchise.  And if you've seen her lately, she's still got it at 59.

3. Another Love Actually Threesome

Lucia Moniz (Aurelia).  She was one of those who just tagged along with a friend to their audition for the movie and then got her arm twisted into auditioning herself.  Love that color of blue too.

Heike Makatsch (Mia the secretary).  Yeah, she may be technically breaking up a marriage but she's certainly gotten my attention.

Keira Knightley (Juliet).  If you don't know by I know...I love me some Keira Knightly.

2. Lauren Graham in Bad Santa.  One of the coolest chicks around with some weird fetish stuff, loves to drink, and also up to get down.

1. Zooey Deschanel in Elf.  Is it just me or should Zooey go blonde more often than she does?  And lose the bangs honey, they aren't doing you any favors.

BONUS...the 3 worst girls from Christmas movies:

3. The Bird Lady from Home Alone 2.  Yeah, so she turns out to be a sweet little old lady.  That doesn't mean you should be having pigeons shit on you all day, every day.

2. Buzz's Girlfriend...WOOF!

1. The Girl Gremlin.  What type of sick fuck thinks up something like this?