Sunday, November 17, 2013

This Past Weekend In College Football.....

This Week In College Football....



As we wait for the inevitable match up between Bama and FSU (Roll Tide!), let's take a quick look in at this past weekend in College Football.

The best catch you'll see all year out of JJ Worton of UCF.  UCF is in the same 'temporary' conference as UConn and it seems like they're playing a different fucking sport entirely.




Even though that bro on UCF's catch was infinity times as hard, the Auburn touchdown to win the game was infinity times more improbable.  


I think I enjoy kickers and punters celebrating more than the actual plays that make them celebrate.  And I'm pretty sure that it's an unwritten rule that they can only celebrate with each other (and occasionally the long snapper).  Do you Auburn bros.



That 73-yard TD pass to beat Georgia 43-38 on 4th and 18 with only 36 seconds is going to make hype for this year's Iron Bowl with 'Bama insane.  It reminded me a lot of the famous LSU play against Kentucky in 2002...apparently named The Bluegrass Miracle.  Who was the coach of that LSU team you may ask?  But Lord Saban of course.



FSU managed to keep their record unscathed with a 59-3 scha-lacking of Syracuse and Kelvin Benjamin got to play a quick game of Simon Says with the ref after his touchdown...


These dudes are literally so bored with this shit competition, that they're playing Hangman on the sidelines during these blowouts.


The only time I've ever been SO bored that I wanted to play Hangman was in fucking school...and even then, I would have much rather played 7UP (and cheated profusely).  Did no one else just peek at the shoes of the people who were putting down thumbs in 7UP, or was that just my supremely advanced grade school game intellect picking the right person every time?

Did anyone else see those horrendous Northwestern jerseys from this weekend?  Fucking hot fire out there...






Not a bad catch from the Wolverine TE either...


Looks like this Indiana dude decided that it would be a good time to start Bradying.  It must have been the holiday spirit of those candy cane helmets.  I might too if I had to wear that stupid ass helmet and get beaten 51-3 by a bunch of hicks from Wisconsin.




OK State may be one of the last teams standing in the way o the Baylor Instant Offense and their rise up the ranks but they're coach dancing game is certainly already number 1.  HE'S A MAN!!  HE'S 40!!!



Coach must be doing squats with the O-Line during the week.  Either that, or they CGI-ed out the cables that are holding him up.  Kind of reminded me of this...



Dr. Dre decided to come and surprise USC with a pre-game speech that lasted about 20 seconds but it's still pretty cool if you ask me.  And I say cool and not anything else because if I was a College Football player, I'm not sure how much Dr. Dre would actually pump me up for a game...especially with that speech.  But they did end up beating Stanford, so apparently they know more about this shit than I do.


But, the guy does look fit these days, especially for being 48.  Didn't he used to be kind of chubby or am I misremembering that?



Top 5 Biggest Hits of the Weekend:

5. Virginia Tech Cheerleader trucked by a Terp receiver.  In his defense, she probably had it coming...


4. The Georgia Coachess after the Aubrun Hail Mary conversion...but this was more of a hit to their insides.


3. Braxton Miller getting taken out near the sidelines as OSU stays unbeaten.  It's too bad for OSU that Baylor scored another 5,000 points and is actually gaining ground on the number 3 spot in the BCS standings...interesting, veeeeery interesting.  And this is #3 on biggest hits mostly because I don't like OSU, Urban Meyer, or Braxton Miller...so there's that.  I just want them to play ONE good opponent before nobodies on their team start saying that they would "wipe the floor"with FSU and the Tide.


2. Oklahoma bro leveled by Security





1. Roll Mother Fucking Tide....ROLL.


Until Next Saturday...