I have a innate skill for being able to find doppelgangers for people, so I figured I should use it for good and let you numskulls in on my talent. I mean, it's like a gift. It's like I can't control it.
Hey Mike Reiss, you're a dead ringer for the black/white dude from Seinfeld. So I guess we're just a couple of white people.
P.S. Wanna go to the gap?