Friday, August 30, 2013

Do You Even Watch Jeopardy, Bro?


Way to go on Final Jeopardy ya bunch of morons.  Those two bros were each up over $10,000 on the girl, and like a bunch of idiots, both risked everything in Final Jeopardy.  All three of them got it wrong with Dublin...granted I guessed Dublin too when the answer to the Capital Cities question was actually Belfast in Northern Ireland, but that's not the point.

You have to know how to play with a lead in Final Jeopardy.  It's Jeopardy 101 really.  Minimize the risk.  Hedge your bets.  This is a tournament of champions round bro (not to be racist with bro cause I always use it anyway (in type only), but the black kid was in first), it's a game of survive and advance.

At the very least if you're up by a couple thousand, you have to leave yourself a couple bucks (even $1).  I mean, do you even watch Jeopardy?

I weep for the future.